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An armed gang of four kidnapped one of the world’s top RPG gamers after one criminal’s girlfriend lured him into a fake date using Orkut, Google’s social network. After sequestering him in Sao Paulo, they held a gun against the victim’s head for five hours to get his password, which they wanted to sell for [...]

Six Classic Affairs
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his [...]

Diagnostic Criteria
A pattern of StumbleUpon use, leading to clinically significant impairment or distress as manifested by three (or more) of the following, occurring at any time in the same 12-month period:
1. Tolerance, as defined by either of the following:
* A need for markedly increased amounts of time on StumbleUpon to achieve satisfaction.
* Markedly diminished [...]

Airport 69
All the President’s Women
Ally McSqueal
America’s Horniest Home Videos
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
Analtasia
Anus and Andy
Apackolips Now
As Hard As It Gets
Ate Men Out
Bachelorette Party
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beat the Cock
Beaverjuice
Beaverly Hills Cop
The Big Sleazy
The Bitches of Westwick
Blast from the Pants
The Blown Ranger
Boobarella
Broadcast Nudes
Buttman and Bobbing
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Choke-A-Hontas
A Clockwork Orgy
CockTale
Cumming Holmes
Crocodile Blondie
Dances with Foxes
Dangerous Lesions
Das Booty
Debbie [...]

Rules for Being a Democrat
1.You must believe that being a drug addict is an entitlement.
2. You must believe that those born to privilege or those who achieve success are pockets to be picked.
3. You must believe that ethics are relative to your nationality or creed, and therefore free to be ignored.
4. You [...]